He's constantly without his shirt on.

I have discovered possibly the greatest thing on earth: chocolate covered graham crackers. Why have I never eaten these before? SO EFFING GOOD. Oh man, and they're all gone already. Tasty.

Watched most of The Day After Tomorrow. It was kinda bad but still fun to watch with Keone and I doing commentary the whole time. And mocking Emmy Rossum. My brother's still not speaking to me because I said Jake Gyllenhaal is in my Top 100. Watched some Bombay Dreams and made fun of Stephen Rahman-Hughes and drooled/whatevered over my Akaash.

The lame American commentators on OLN were talkin shit about my man, Lil Tom. I don't know why they were picking on him in particular but I was piiiiissed. My dad was also talking shit about him but then tried to deny it. It's not his fault he was such a star last year and can't live up to that this year. We can't all be that robot Lance Armstrong. I'm not going to get into it right now but I do not comprehend how Lance is just like phenomenally better than everyone all the time. And to avoid future misunderstandings, yes, I do like Lance Armstrong.

OH OH OH!! Jude cheated on Sienna! I am the only sick bastard in the world happy about this. I'm happy because maybe now they won't get married! Anyway, I'm weird, but that's my good news of the day. Besides the chocolate grahams.

I'm actually pretty tired so I don't know why I started this update. I will leave you with the best conversation ever.

Keone: I like them but I'm not sure I'd want to see them in concert.
Miki: You're retarded.
Me: What a stupid thing to say.
Mom: It's a good thing you have good self esteem Keone.
Me: You should thank us cuz when you're famous, we'll keep you grounded.